Happy Easter 2021

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants. Happy Easter 2021 [Total: 0   Average: 0/5]You must sign in to vote

What type of shoes to toads wear

Open toads [Total: 0   Average: 0/5]You must sign in to vote

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?           It only takes one nail to hang up the picture. [Total: 0   Average: 0/5]You must sign in to vote

My girlfriend accused me of cheating

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife. [Total: 1   Average: 5/5]You must sign in to vote

The 40 year old virgin makes $10

A 40 year old virgin calls her best friend all happy telling her how she made $10 for just climbing up a tree.   Here friend replies I bet they looked up your skirt to see your under wear. The 40 year old virgin replies , oh I didn’t let them see it, I took […]

Watching the boxing match

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband tells his wife, “This is disappointing. It only lasted a minute” Wife replies “It lasted longer than when we have sex”   [Total: 0   Average: 0/5]You must sign in to vote