Category: JOKES

We should play strip poker

We should play strip poker.

You can strip and I’ll poke you.

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I am bisexual

Hello, I’m bisexual.

 

 

I’d like to Buy you a drink… and then get sexual with you

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Happy Easter 2021

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants.
Happy Easter 2021
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The 40 year old virgin makes $10

A 40 year old virgin calls her best friend all happy telling her how she made $10 for just climbing up a tree.

 

Here friend replies I bet they looked up your skirt to see your under wear. The 40 year old virgin replies , oh I didn’t let them see it, I took them off before climbing up the tree!

[Total: 1   Average: 3/5]

Watching the boxing match

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.

The husband tells his wife, “This is disappointing. It only lasted a minute”

Wife replies “It lasted longer than when we have sex”

 

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